Tales of titillation and allure from the "wilds" of suburbia (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
NOTE: So, a little context with this one. I spent most of my 20s thinking that sex was all about banging the Hell out of someone until I got off. Plus, I was chasing after tiny white women, not having quite embraced my belief in “variety being the spice of life.” I was also frustrated …
SOME BACKGROUND: This story is based on what I expected to be a promising, but turned into an incredibly confusing date/hook up. The general story leading up to our getting intimate is more or less based in reality, but overall finer details are a product of artistic license. For whatever reason, she had a sudden …
This was some time ago – I was in my mid-30s, and still enjoying the free and easy/commitment-free bachelor life. Dating was a luxurious mixture of the bar scene (not always a favorite given my introvert tendencies), occasional blind dates with friends-of-friends and/or their coworkers, and the awkwardly fun and diabolically frustrating dating sites. I …
The Suburban Erotic 