Tales of titillation and allure from the "wilds" of suburbia (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
NOTE: So, a little context with this one. I spent most of my 20s thinking that sex was all about banging the Hell out of someone until I got off. Plus, I was chasing after tiny white women, not having quite embraced my belief in “variety being the spice of life.” I was also frustrated …
SOME BACKGROUND: This story is based on what I expected to be a promising, but turned into an incredibly confusing date/hook up. The general story leading up to our getting intimate is more or less based in reality, but overall finer details are a product of artistic license. For whatever reason, she had a sudden …
Richard sat back in his chair, staring at the computer screen. “Richard? Helloooo…are you there?” Richard disjointedly looked up from the spreadsheet at Alex, who was sitting on the other side of the desk, “Huh, what?” Alex laughed a little, “God man, where were you?” Richard shook his head, “Sorry…mind was wondering.” “I can see …
This was some time ago – I was in my mid-30s, and still enjoying the free and easy/commitment-free bachelor life. Dating was a luxurious mixture of the bar scene (not always a favorite given my introvert tendencies), occasional blind dates with friends-of-friends and/or their coworkers, and the awkwardly fun and diabolically frustrating dating sites. I …
The Suburban Erotic 